Blizzard Downloader

I sometimes picture the Blizzard Downloader like some kind of masked petty bandit.

BD: /vanish
BD: /sneaksneaksneaksneaksneak
BD: /pickpocket
Me: My bandwidth! It's gone!  Wait, what's that blue thing in my system tray?  HEY!
BD: /slashes a blazing B by swordpoint into my router, cracks a bullwhip in the air, catching the nearest wall sconce, and swings out the window into the night, to distribute my precious bytes among the impoverished populace.
Me: Who was that masked man?

I would draw this out, if a) I had any drawing skill and b) what little drawing talent I had didn't resemble XKCD so much.