So I hear we're going to have this new dungeon, and maybe it's going to be called something like...Ulduar?
Maybe?
Bueller?
Not that I don't love Naxx. It's pretty much a giant pyramid-shaped loot piñata in the sky. Malygos isn't bad, apart from me not having much to do during the second phase and getting vertigo from the diembodied floating after he's dead and while 25 people swarm one bitty object to get their badges. (BTW, Blizz--enabling the raid leader to distribute badges instead of having to pick them up manually is...well, maybe not the best improvement in the game, but yaknow, it's up there.)
Sartharion is cranky, but his 3 drakes are kinda funny. You just know they've been sitting there underneath that giant tower for eons, sniping at each other like an old married couple. One's griping about the others leaving the toilet seat up, while Sarth can't pin down which of them keeps leaving the cap off the toothpaste tube.
I still would like some gear from some of these places, so I'm not in a huge hurry, but Ulduar is starting to feel a little like Christmas. Make Tenebron, Shadron, and Vesperon like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, singing about the new epic [Hula Hoop] they want, and you get...
Well, okay, it made sense in my mind, but hey it's almost 3 am and I'm still awake, whaddya want.
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