Tank Haiku

Priest thinks he can tank
Pulls mob with lolsmite and flees
Sigh, he's my husband

Mage thinks he can tank
Runs ahead of me, pulls mobs
Dies, then yells at me

Hunter thinks she's tank
Backs into mobs in corner
Feign death? What's feign death?

Rogue thinks he can tank
Evasion, dodge, parry, dead
Leather's quite flimsy

Warlock thinks he's tank
Has more sta than me, although
Mere 2k armor

Druid thinks she's tank
Why are bears tougher than trees?
Bite is worse than bark!

Druid thinks he's tank
Guess giant owlbeast moonfire
Stands out more than me

Death Knight thinks he's tank
Has flashy graphics and skills
Blizz loves them more'n me

Pally thinks she's tank
Throw shield, consecrate, hammer
Smash! I guess she's right

Pally thinks he's tank
Please don't stand in parry range!
Retnub is no myth

Pally thinks she's tank
Heals are very powerful
Heal plate's paper plate

Shaman thinks he's tank
With his DPS and shocks
He may as well be

Warrior thinks he's tank
MS or dual wield two-hand
No threat dump for him!

Female tanks are rare
We tank as well as the boys
Even in high heels

If you hear a girl
On vent don't assume she heals
And her guy is tank

Girl tanks exist--truth!
We may be rare like girl dwarves
We tank, we love it!